exams

Seeing as the generation in power atm has gone throught exams, you would have thought they would have abolished them by now.
Jerks.
Readers - the authors of this blog are going through the terrifyng ordeal of waiting for exam results.We are very stressed.
We've gone through the revising.
We've gone through the preperation.
We've gone through sitting the squillion exams.
And now we are waiting. Waiting. Waiting.
We've been waiting for m o n t h s.
Did you know in France they mark everyones results and return them to them within a month after they sat each individual one?
And yet I'm still waiting to findn out that I have failed everythhhhhhhhing. And life.
Its very annoying.
VERY frustrating.
And scary....

Amaa right or ameraang??

I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes (yes, really) .

One of my friends suggested that I write a Scottish dictionary, you know translating some of the Scots words into English so you guys can understand.

To be honest, it’s more likely to be a Glaswegian dictionary.
Because they pretty much have their own language, as there are so many wee words and phrases that are unique to Glaswegians. Or “Weegies”.

“As you probably know, everybody in Glasgow’s called Jimmy. Even the women!” –Billy Connolly.

Pretty much sums up the phrase Jimmy.

There we go, your first two word. Wee,little (but everyone and their granny knows that one)

There are pretty basic words, like numptie, and eejit, that are obviously insults. And Jessie, which is basically a sissy.

Hen- woman (womaen)

Son- Pretty much the male equivalent

Crabbit- Grumpy/bad tempered.

Some words are almost cognates, like heid-(head), bawheid is quite a common insult.
Napper is another word for head. Just, throwing that out there.

Daft- Stupid or should I say, stupaat.

To be honest, It’s mainly to do with the accent, so the most ordinary words sound completely different.

A haenfuw a family words.
Murra-Mother.
Brurra- Brother.
Farra- Father.
And well, you get the picture :)

Haen.-Hand.
Lass- Girl.
Redd-rid, as if , to get rid off.
Wi-With.
Ma-My.
Awwraa- All the.
Aff-Off.
Swallie- Drink.
Yin-Wan (one)
Sarky-Sarcastic.
Taen-Taken
Yatter-Talk too much
Weans-Children.
Saft-Simple.

And possibly the most important word, Ra- the.

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You Are A Radar Detector.

Sorry I know how's Esther gets irritated with me putting song lyrics as captions for stuff, but screw it. I don't care :)

anyways this was just a little shout out to one of our homos, woops i meant homies, who's back after three weeks. It's been to long ho, don't leave us again.
Well you can do, but er... yeah
Dang it I've run out of words again :L

My point is, we missed you. Good to have you back.

xx

U know what? I'm not that sure that I like summer.
Sure in description it sounds nice, who wouldnt like the sound of warmth or more free time or sun or ice cream? But thats never how it actually pans out.
All it means is that with more time, your money has to stretch much further and you r farrrrrrrrr skinter.
And ice cream makes u even bigger.
And people go away on holiday.
People you miss.
Like friends and BOYFRIENDS and the owners of cool vintage furniture shope (aka Otto retro - the fashionable bastards have gone away for almost a month :( not fair).
And i miss them all already.
And heat? Over rated. Too stuffy.
I think I far prefer the cold, which is why when I found the most lushous coat in a local vintage shop, i had to have it in my life! Its made of 100% wool and is a dreamy camel colour.
If you could marry coats, then we would be on our hunnymoon right now.
Not even vaguely kidding.

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Like the title of this blog?
Yeah I couldn't be assed to think of anything, it would probably end up being longer than the blog.
All I had to say was how our first blog is rather odd, it seems as if two people are talking at the same time, that's pretty much because we were.

Yeah this page is a bit plane too, may add some photos to it I reckon :)

I've found a way around this problem Big B! We could all write our posts in a different colour (shotgun dark rouge). SORTED. :)

Okay, I have this colour.- Big B.

Things that our paranoid android is scared of

A list of 30 things Big B is scared of (as drawn by our chemistry teacher--->):

1. Burglars
2. Fire
3. Spiders
4. things being under her bed
5. leaving the gas on
6. loosing things (EPICALLY)
7. taps overflowing
8. leaving plugs on
9. horror movies
10. talking about horror movies
11. talking in the dark to others
12. sleeping in the dark
13. walking in the dark
14. Liking things accidentally on facebook
15. Having her identity abused on the internet
16. Angering her mom
17. being late for work
18. making anyone upset/angry
19. pissing other peoples parents off
20. going for a poop in other peoples homes
21. no 20 but especially at night, when apparntly bad people have nothing better to do than ambush her on the way back to her room
22. losing friends
23. children ghosts
24. other ghosts
25. being run over
26. scared of forgetting things (making this list highly traumatic)
27. leaving windows open
28. not having any background noise
29. dissapointing her family
30. farting/hiccuping in exams.